#Review #Excerpt – SMUT by Karina Halle @MetalBlonde

#Review #Excerpt – SMUT by Karina Halle @MetalBlonde

I received this book for free from the Author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.

#Review #Excerpt – SMUT by Karina Halle @MetalBlondeSmut by Karina Halle
Published by: Self Published
on May 16, 2016
Genres: Romantic Comedy
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What happens when the kink between the pages leads to heat between the sheets?

All Blake Crawford wants is to pass his creative writing course, get his university degree, and take over his dad’s ailing family business. What Amanda Newland wants is to graduate at the top of her class, as well as finally finish her novel and prove to her family that writing is a respectful career.

What Blake and Amanda don’t want is to be paired up with each other for their final project, but that’s exactly what they both get when they’re forced to collaborate on a writing piece. Since Amanda thinks Blake is a pushy asshole (with a panty-melting smirk and British accent) and Blake thinks Amanda has a stick up her ass (though it’s a brilliant ass), they fight tooth and nail until they discover they write well together. They also may find each other really attractive, but that’s neither here nor there.

When their writing project turns out to be a success, the two of them decide to start up a secret partnership using a pen name, infiltrating the self-publishing market in the lucrative genre of erotica. Naturally, with so much heat and passion between the pages, it’s not long before their dirty words become a dirty reality. Sure, they still fight a lot, but at least there’s make-up sex now.

But even as they start to fall hard for each other, will their burgeoning relationship survive if their scandalous secret is exposed? Or are happily-ever-afters just a work of fiction?

my thoughts

There was absolutely NO DOUBT in my mind that SMUT by Karina Halle would be fucking spectacular! This book had some of the most EROTIC scenes I’ve ever read, as well as, some of the most HILARIOUS! I’m over the flipping moon right now! I’m completely exhausted after reading this in one sitting, but that will not wipe away the HUGE GRIN I have plastered on my face!

I crave a good enemies-to-lovers romance, well in this case it’s more of a nemesis-to-lovers romance. Halle gave us one for the books! Amanda and Blake were absolutely combustible! The sexual was ridiculous, and the snarky and sexy AND filthy banter was some of the best I’ve ever read. I couldn’t get enough of these two, in the sheets AND out. Blake Crawford, ohhhh you are going to LOVE to HATE this guy! This self-proclaimed sex god would go out of his way to piss Amanda off. At the beginning he is clueless to that fact of the reasoning behind Amanda’s pure hatred. So, he pretty much piggy-backed off of that feeling. When they are forced to work together on their last writing assignment, tensions rise even more. Amanda Newland pretty much despises everyone, with the exception of her friend Rio. She takes her writing VERY seriously and wants no distractions whatsoever, and Blake is a BIG DISTRACTION. When she learns who she is paired up with, she immediately goes to the professor to voice her concerns. With that leading to no luck, she figures she would do the bulk of the work and have as little to no interaction with the manwhore in the back of the class. Blake has different ideas about this. And so the hilarious PUSH/PULL dynamic of their relationship ensues.

I can’t tell you how many times I laughed my ass off while reading SMUT. And when I wasn’t laughing, my stomach was in knots and I was completely flushed. Karina Halle is a master with words and brings me to my knees with every single new release. Her smart, witty, and complex characters bring the story to life every single time. With plenty of touching and erotic scenes, and tons of comic relief all throughout, SMUT is a romance reader’s absolute DREAM! I couldn’t have asked for a better love story. Just like all of Halle’s books, SMUT will be a read that I will never forget. These characters will never be forgotten and believe it or not, I’m already contemplating a re-read! I just can’t help myself, this was just TOO DAMN GOOD! Always remember….#pervsrule!

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quoteShe holds my gaze for a moment and something passes over her. Regret, maybe. Then she nods. “Sit down. Let’s work.”

And so we do. And for the first time in a long time, it’s strained. I’m about to suggest maybe we need the Estonian vodka anyway when she lets out an exasperated sigh over something she’s reading.

It happens to be something I wrote.

“What?” I ask, wondering what I did wrong.

She gives me the are you kidding me? look. “Okay, I was ignoring it earlier but I think you need to get a grip on some of this shit. This simply does not happen.”

“Explain, please.”

“I just think it’s unrealistic for there to be so much talking, let alone the fact that the first time they do it it’s in a public place.”

“Too much talking?”

“Yeah.” she scans over the document. “You know, give me your cock, oh you feel so good, harder, harder, you’re so big, fuck me harder big boy.”

“Have you even had good sex?” I ask incredulously.

She flinches. “Of course I have. And it’s none of your business.”

“We’re writing about sex. It’s completely my business. I’m not letting you interject your edits based on your personal experiences about sex because believe me, if the sex is good, you’re moaning my name.”

She raises her chin. “Maybe all those girls were faking it.”

Oh, brilliant.

“Excuse me?” I say, hands pressed against the table, nearly getting out of my chair. “You have no idea. I pride myself in giving a girl as many bloody orgasms as she can handle.”

“Bloody orgasms don’t sound like fun,” she jokes softly.

“They can be if you’re into knife play,” I tell her, even though that’s not exactly what I meant. Still, she scrunches up her nose. “Don’t knock it until you try it, but that’s neither here nor there. When you were with Alan, he must have made you come at least a few times.”

If he didn’t, I feel like finding the guy and showing him a thing or two for wasting four years of her life.

“Yeah,” she says flatly.

“And in the middle of that orgasm, didn’t you want to yell a few things?”

“Sometimes.”

“And why didn’t you?”

She looks at her nails as if they’re suddenly fascinating. “It didn’t seem right. It was…too intimate. I would have felt dumb. He didn’t like any of that stuff.”

The plot thickens. “Any of what stuff?”

“Sex that didn’t involve the missionary position or the bed.”

My mouth drops open. My brain and penis can’t compute this. “I feel so sorry for you.”

We must remedy this.

She glares at me. “It’s not like I didn’t want to do it. I did. And he did try it. Most of it. But it always went back to the same old.”

I knew it. She’s a nerd on the streets and a freak in the sheets.

“I don’t mean to brag,” I tell her in all seriousness. “But you do realize that I could give you an orgasm in thirty seconds.”

Her eyes widen. I can’t tell if she’s horrified or intrigued. “I don’t believe you and I don’t want you to try.”

She’s not getting it. I frown, trying to explain. “If you’re having good sex and it’s with someone you’re comfortable with, you won’t worry about holding back. You’ll cry out all the nonsense you want, you’ll make noises like a pig and scream like you’re on fire because you truly can’t have a good orgasm unless you’re letting go on all accounts.” I lean back in my chair and study her, running my fingers along my jaw. “I would venture that every time you came with your ex, you were only experiencing half of what you should have been. How is it with your vibrators?”

I expect her to tell me to fuck off, that I’m getting too personal but to my surprise she gives me a small smile. “It’s better. But I do have a roommate with exceptionally good hearing.” She clears her throat. “Anyway, so I guess I’m wrong. The heroine can make all the noise she wants.”

“And have first time sex in public.”

“I don’t know…”

“Believe me, when you finally get a chance to fuck, you don’t care where it is. That’s why I always have a condom in my pocket. And the more public the sex, the sneakier you have to be, the hotter it is.”

“But in the book you would never get caught.”

“You don’t always get caught in real life too.”

I can see she wants to ask me where I’ve done it but she loses her nerve. “Okay.” She looks back to the document. “I accept defeat.”

But I don’t want her to. I want to prove to her I’m right and not have her take my word.

Is there a non-creepy way to show her just how amazing good sex can feel? I’m thinking not.

Or…maybe there is.

About Karina Halle

Karina Halle is a former travel writer and music journalist and The New York Times, Wall Street Journal and USA Today Bestselling author of The Pact, Smut, The Artists Trilogy, Heat Wave and over 20 other wild and romantic reads. She lives on an island off the coast of British Columbia with her rescue pup and her husband Scott Mackenzie, who co-wrote Rocked Up with her. That’s right. It’s like the book SMUT come to life! This is their first venture as a writing team. A lot of music was played. A lot of laughs were had. A lot of sex was…put in the book!

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